Seismic Twerk

Mother Earth had a moerse twerk And almal went berserk Even heathens learnt to pray Wishing Jesus away Joining the chorus Of the holy and righteous I fear for the Son of Man Were he to land On this today in this here earth He’d be bible-thumped to death But alles is still on track …

Psalm For Fuck

Oh Fuck, you beauty! You have assailed Where many words have failed Where even violence Couldn’t break the silence Where would I be? Without you Dear sweet Fuck What could I have said? When my friend died Or when my lover lied How could I have expressed my pain? Had you not been my refrain …

Waar Is Hy?

As he approached his house he saw a young man sneaking out with what looked to be his laptop bag. “He wena!” He shouted, “jou fucken moer!” The young man made a run for it, he immediately started chasing. And was closing in quickly. The heavy bag on the young man’s back was compromising his …